gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make


petethetreat:

Sometimes I think people forget that Fall Out Boy got their name from the Simpsons and that picture that says “Fallout Boy auditions here, well not here…inside….” is about this dude

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Not the band.


throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe


diabeteswithowls:

oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?


meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them


amateurcracksman:

*returns to neopets after seven years only to find that the story arc that was going on when i left still isn’t done*




sodomymcscurvylegs:

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you

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peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles


official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE


tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle



comeoutofthewoodwork:

“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

OH MY GOD WHAT


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