oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy


niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day

niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day


watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood


punk-popsicle:

reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014


bitchenwitch:

i just realized it’s breast cancer awareness month so here’s a reminder:

don’t donate to susan g komen. they’ve spent TONS of money making sure their upper management can drive pink cars with customized license plates and tried to sue planned parenthood for using the pink ribbon, which they stole from an elderly woman who was trying to draw attention to the misuse of donated funds, which is the exact shit that susan g komen is doing right now.





raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep


barack-obottm:

when the url you wanted is already taken



Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

image

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen


plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.

plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.


tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is


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