a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

image

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important




nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image




Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)



tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows


Rick: That was pretty cool huh Morty?
Rick: ..oh
Jerry: uh.. I thought it was cool.
Rick: I don’t give a fuck what you think Jerry.
(via gosh-zillah)


cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off


scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES


melongorl:

vinebox:

When guys don’t want to answer a question on Facetime 

NOOOOOOOOO


unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 


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