Just like grammar used to make
Sometimes I think people forget that Fall Out Boy got their name from the Simpsons and that picture that says “Fallout Boy auditions here, well not here…inside….” is about this dude
Not the band.
FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
this is a giraffe
oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?
BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them
*returns to neopets after seven years only to find that the story arc that was going on when i left still isn’t done*
When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you
Some of the very best subtitles
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What?
OH MY GOD WHAT